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You you you you you you you
you you you you you you you
you you you you you you you
you you you you you you you
U were too lazy to read that wern't you?
I bet u didn't realize the 'yoo' in it.
I just made u read over it again ...
Now ur disappointed coz theres no yoo .
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Staring at your blackberry, trying to figure out if you saw the little red light flash or not.
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Sorry guys, can't come out today. My brother's girlfriend's mother's grandmother's aunt's nephew's cousin's twice removed pet rock died today. It was really sudden so we're all in shock...
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follow me on twitter:) ... nahh...... il follow you home alright tho??
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Not being able to study cuz you feel it's insulting your intelligence :)
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The first five days after weekend are always the hardest.
I know how to solve this Joseph Kony problem.
Two words.
Demba Ba.
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Ciara i have loved you for a very time now , I know you dont love me back , Can you give me one more chance i will do anything to be yours
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Does me wanting to fuck you make this awkward..
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flo rida would be some ref....
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from the window,from the window, to the walls,to the walls , the sweat drips down my balls, now all u bitches crawl!, like if u remember this
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"i must be skinny for summer..i must be skinny for summer..i must be skinny for su-OH LOOK A CHINESE."
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Never let a fool kiss you, and never let a kiss fool you.
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Why is there no I in team?
Because the little pixar lamp stomped the shit out of it.
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If Plath doesn't come up the the Leaving Cert, I'm putting my head in the oven
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That sinking feeling in your stomach when you find out something you didn't want to know..
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When people drink and they instantly think they're Rocky!!
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Being the best drinker in the world until you get two cans into ya .....
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Love them hardy people that take pictures with drink in there hands, there mad!
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girls dont text boys first just incase we're interuptin a wannk :/
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Father Ted: Dougal did you bring the scrabble?
Dougal: Ah Ted, I brought the travel scrabble AND the normal scrabble!!
Father Ted: Great, where are they then?
Dougal: Oh yeah Ted, I left them at home.
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you know its the end of the school year when your jornals falling apart :D
^ That's more like the second week of September...
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That one friend that it takes an hour for them to tell a story.
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Having a shnakey house party while the family's away.....
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Walked into the chemist askin for 50 jonnys, 2 grannys started gigglin I looked dem in the eye and said make that 52.
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Wearing crocs to the debs #YOLO
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Conor i have loved you, I know you dont love me back , Can you give me one more chance i will do anything to be yours
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"Give it to me!" she said, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" .. "Fuck off" i said, "This is my umbrella"
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Normal people just dont get the world of Trad..
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That one person who is so sexy even with glasses on..
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Can I have Chung Gum ? No That was my last one ...
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Girl language:
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hugs
its ok/its grand - its not ok im hurt fix it
i love you - i really really love you
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention
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why is it that its always your fault when a cow runs back down the field never your fathers
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Randomnly putting your hand in someones hair.
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you know its the end of the school year when your jornals falling apart :D
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ironing your clothes with your straightner
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