| Like | You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you U were too lazy to read that wern't you? I bet u didn't realize the 'yoo' in it. I just made u read over it again ... Now ur disappointed coz theres no yoo . |
| Like | Staring at your blackberry, trying to figure out if you saw the little red light flash or not. |
| Like | Sorry guys, can't come out today. My brother's girlfriend's mother's grandmother's aunt's nephew's cousin's twice removed pet rock died today. It was really sudden so we're all in shock... |
| Like | follow me on twitter:) ... nahh...... il follow you home alright tho?? |
| Like | Not being able to study cuz you feel it's insulting your intelligence :) |
| Like | The first five days after weekend are always the hardest. |
| I know how to solve this Joseph Kony problem.
Two words.
Demba Ba. |
| Like | Ciara i have loved you for a very time now , I know you dont love me back , Can you give me one more chance i will do anything to be yours |
| Like | Does me wanting to fuck you make this awkward.. |
| Like | flo rida would be some ref.... |
| Like | from the window,from the window, to the walls,to the walls , the sweat drips down my balls, now all u bitches crawl!, like if u remember this |
| Like | "i must be skinny for summer..i must be skinny for summer..i must be skinny for su-OH LOOK A CHINESE." |
| Like | Never let a fool kiss you, and never let a kiss fool you. |
| Like | Why is there no I in team? Because the little pixar lamp stomped the shit out of it. |
| Like | If Plath doesn't come up the the Leaving Cert, I'm putting my head in the oven |
| Like | That sinking feeling in your stomach when you find out something you didn't want to know.. |
| Like | When people drink and they instantly think they're Rocky!! |
| Like | Being the best drinker in the world until you get two cans into ya ..... |
| Like | Love them hardy people that take pictures with drink in there hands, there mad! |
| Like | girls dont text boys first just incase we're interuptin a wannk :/ |
| Like | Father Ted: Dougal did you bring the scrabble? Dougal: Ah Ted, I brought the travel scrabble AND the normal scrabble!! Father Ted: Great, where are they then? Dougal: Oh yeah Ted, I left them at home. |
| Like | you know its the end of the school year when your jornals falling apart :D ^ That's more like the second week of September... |
| Like | That one friend that it takes an hour for them to tell a story. |
| Like | Having a shnakey house party while the family's away..... |
| Like | Walked into the chemist askin for 50 jonnys, 2 grannys started gigglin I looked dem in the eye and said make that 52. |
| Like | Wearing crocs to the debs #YOLO |
| Like | Conor i have loved you, I know you dont love me back , Can you give me one more chance i will do anything to be yours |
| Like | "Give it to me!" she said, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" .. "Fuck off" i said, "This is my umbrella" |
| Like | Normal people just dont get the world of Trad.. |
| Like | That one person who is so sexy even with glasses on.. |
| Like | Can I have Chung Gum ? No That was my last one ... |
| Like | Girl language: five minutes - half an hour nothing - something im just tired - im upset, hug me whatever - go die dont touch me - dont let go i hate you - please come back im fine - i need a hugs its ok/its grand - its not ok im hurt fix it i love you - i really really love you go away - hold me tight i ignore you - give me your attention |
| Like | why is it that its always your fault when a cow runs back down the field never your fathers |
| Like | Randomnly putting your hand in someones hair. |
| Like | you know its the end of the school year when your jornals falling apart :D |
| Like | ironing your clothes with your straightner |